Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

Last time when I was in Singapore, I figured out that it is a challenge for a guy to pick up women (Chinese), if he does not know the Chinese language. But still, I was able to pick up a few, and from those few I did manage to learn a little bit of Chinese. I now impart my Chinese skills to you. All you need to do to learn this language is to read the text above, out loud and you will master the language in 5 minutes.